- 9/6/11 "There's something stuck in my butt... I think it's poop."
- 9/2/11 Points to off TV: "It's an empty TV."
- 8/23/11 Seth: "Knock, knock." Me: "Who's there?" Seth: "Truck." Me: "Truck who?" Seth: "Truck driver!"
- 8/17/11 Me: "Seth, you must have sharted." Seth: "Yes, I do that all the time." Me: "You shart all the time?" Seth: "Yes, that's what big boys do."
- 8/14/11 Kam: “Do you need pinches and swats?” Seth: “No, I don’t need pinches and swats… I am fine."
- 8/12/11 Upside down on the bed: “I’m upside down… I’m the Upside Down Show!"
- 8/12/11 Seth picked up Silas’ vibrating frog teether: “It’s the Super Frog 3000!”
8/11/11 In the bathroom: “Mmmm, water is delicious.” Me: “No, toilet water is disgusting.” Seth: “Is it for the poops?”
8/9/11 Seth: "Mommy, I want some chips." Me: "No, thank you." Seth: "Umm... Yes, thank you."
8/1/11 "You go pull weeds so I can hold Silas and play instruments."
7/30/11 Seth: "I want a drink" My dad: "Here you go" *gives him water* Seth: "No grandpa, that's water, that's not a drink!"
7/21/11 Me: "Turn around so I can wipe your butt." Seth: "It might be pretty stinky, Mom."
7/19/11 Seth: "I want to wear those shoes, Mommy." Me: "Honey, those shoes don't match." Seth: "But they WANT to match."
7/17/11 Seth: "I can't go pee because my winkie is tired."
7/4/11 Kam: "What happened to your spoon?" Seth: "It dropped itself."
7/2/11 Me: "Silas, are you looking at your brother's cars?" Seth: "He need to look at something else."
6/30/11 Me: "Sethie, you'd make Mommy really happy if you went pee pee in the potty." Seth: "I don't need to make you happy."
6/20/11 Seth saw a firetruck with its lights on turn into a Carl's Jr. parking lot and said "the firetruck is gonna get cheeseburgers"
6/18/11 Seth wanted me to draw a yellow car so I drew the outline of a car in black since it’s hard to see yellow... "No Mommy! That's a white car! Draw a yellow car!"
6/18/11 Seth: "I want some blueberries" Me: "Honey, we don't have any blueberries" Seth: "Are they at the Costco?" Me: "Mommy isn't going to Costco to get blueberries" Seth: "Are they at Target?"
6/15/11 Me: "Do you love Daddy?" Seth: "Yes, he's the bestest Daddy I've ever seen."
6/9/11 Seth:"Can I fart wave?" Me: "Fart wave?! What's that?!" Seth: *makes fart noise with his mouth and waves his hand by his nose as if something stinks*
5/26/11 Seth: "Where are my binoculars?... Hmmmmmmm... Maybe I throwed them on the ground..."
5/25/11 Me: "Seth, no jumping or playing on the bed" Seth: "Can I dance on the bed?"
5/13/11 Seth: "These cars are hot" Me: "They were in the sun, the sun is hot" Seth: ".....well where's the moon?"
5/12/11 Seth trying to pray: "Thank you for my father... have a nice day... I played outside... I'm going to take a bath later... and play with my cars... and play with myself... and I'm a cool dude."
5/11/11 Seth: *breaks cover off book* *pretends to read book* "Once upon a time, I broke something..."
5/6/11 Seth *knocks over toy* Me: "Seth, you need to pay attention." Seth: "Need to clean it up." Me: "Yes, you need to clean it up." Seth: "Throw in trash?" Me: "No, we don't throw toys in the trash." Seth: "Let's recycle."
4/29/11 Seth: "I want more cars" Me: "I want more money. If you give me more money, I will give you more cars." Seth: *wandering around the room* Me: "What are you doing, Buddy?" Seth: "Looking for the money."
4/20/11 Seth watching UFC: "They need shoes and socks on"
4/19/11 Me: "Seth, can you say 'It's peanut butter jelly time'?" Seth: "and sandwich too... It's peanut butter and jelly sandwich time"
3/31/11 I pulled out a pair of heels with rhinestones on them and Seth asked me "You a princess?"
3/18/11 Seth reading: “S-K-I-P-P-Y... Peanut Butter"
3/15/11 Seth: "Mommy, I want macaroni" Me: "Honey, we don't have any. I have to go to the store and get some." Seth: "Ok, you be right back."
3/8/11 Seth: "Can I have a fruit snack?" Me: "Maybe later" Seth: "I'm not screaming or crying..."
2/28/11 Apparently the laundry pile was in Seth's way. After I put it in the washer, he walked over to the bare floor and said "This is much better".
2/18/11 Silas: *sneezes* Me: "Bless You" Seth: "He no say thank you!"
2/17/11 As I was washing bottles at 10:30pm, Seth asks me "Are you having fun?"
2/16/11 *Reading Humpty Dumpty with Seth* Me: "Along came the..." Seth: "children" Me: "with..." Seth: "pumpkin bread"
2/6/11 Kam: "Seth, say Polamalu" Seth: "impala" Kam: "Polamalu" Seth: "No Polamalu, impala!"
1/31/11 Seth sat down at the table and started examining papers. Then he proceeded to say "I'm doing homework, Mommy."
1/31/11 I asked Seth if his stinky breath was all gone as we finished brushing his teeth. I briefly walked away and when I came back Seth was using the toothbrush on his toes. He looked at me and said "My toes stink"
1/28/11 Seth: "Talk to Grandpa Sid" Me: "Grandpa Sid is probably at work" Seth: "Grandpa Sid is probably at home...with Grandma Robin..."
1/10/11 Me: *cleaning Seth after breakfast* "Seth, are you a dirty pig?" Seth: "I'm a stinky piggy, oink oink"
1/8/11 I was putting sandals on. Seth asked, "Where's your socks, Mommy?"
1/6/11 Me to Kam: "I'm gonna go drink some milk" Seth: *holds up his milk* "You have my milk?"
12/27/10 Seth: "Look at my bellybutton" Me: "You have a bellybutton?" Seth: "Yeah... It's awesome..."
12/2/10 ... Seth: "My head hurt" Me: "Did you get an owie or do you have a headache?" Seth: "Headache...... put band-aid on it?"
11/9/10 Seth: "Sissy not here" Me: "Where is Sissy?" Seth: "At school" Me: "What is she doing at school? Is she learning?" Seth: *shakes head no* Me: "What is she doing?" Seth: "Hi guys! Whatcha doin?"
10/8/10 "I miss da binkie so much”
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